How do I declog a toilet?
Question:Ever since I've given birth to my wonderful daughter, I've been clogging the toilet about 98% of the time when I take a poop. The poop seems to be "too big" to go flush down. I don't feel constipated as some postpartum mothers do; I poop regularly and comes out easily. Lately, it has been taking me at least 15 or more minutes to declog the toilet with a plunger. Besides calling a plumber, what are the other alternatives?
Answers:
More water is required to flush
The problem is that the politically correct brigade have decided we are wasting too much water so your toilet has been adjusted to use a minimal amount of water (this is called going green, it's really just a load of nonsense)
Lift the lid off the cistern find the adjustment screw (varies from model to model) and that's how you get more water. Having done that you can **** a brick and still not get any floaters.
Good luck
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Stop dropping bricks, and fire more pellets!
Lift it out of the toilet and serve it up for a delicious tea(with potatoes and veg of course)
Oh dear, really gross. You should feel shame an there was be about to eat my grub.
When you are taking a s-h-i-t flush in between wipes [helps to avoid this mess in the first place]
If you can see the clog and it is not down in your pipes
Just use a plunger thats all i can say
But if the clog has receeded into your pipes and you can not flush
Then at hard-ware stores or someplace with plumbing equipment junk
There are these like metal wire thingies you feed into your pipes and twirl around to knock out the clog'
use your t its b1tch
Bran, lady, BRAN...
I do think you should call the plumber. that's what a wise man's suggestions. Don't repent after a mojor toilet blowout occurs.
wat would you do...serve it!
CACK in the waste disposal unit of your kitchen sink,or use a bucket-then lob it over your neighbours back garden fence,at 3am
if they complain tell them about the large fat fox roaming the area and how it keeps G*N*I*T*T*I*H*S<~ everywhere!
drink lots of juice
take no notice of the p**s takers there are a few good pipe clearers on the market try you local diy store anything with caustic soda in it should work but do read the instructions carefully as it will burn on contact with skin good luck ps there are some to**ers about
Keep a buckett of water standing by.
Buy a 'Frog Face'.
i know it sounds stupid but just check that one of those toilet freshners that have a plastic cage hasnt fell down the toilet and obstructing the impregnated bog rol lfrom passing through it.it will let an ordinary no1 flush pass through but not a no2.its always an option.
Duh! buy a stool softiner.
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