Enriched uranium ... anybody got some to spare .?
Question:So I decided to build my own little nuclear power station in my back yard, the neighbors complained at first but when I said I could supply them with free electricity they stopped moaning. I got some plans off the internet and set to work using bits and pieces I had lying around behind my shed . Pretty soon it was finished but I needed enriched uranium to get it going . I ordered some from the Russian mafia mail order website, but what they sent was low grade and my power station was only working at 65% capacity. I complained to the Russians but they just ignored me, I didn't think it healthy to complain too much so instead am asking you guys if you might happen to have some quality enriched uranium lying about somewhere that you are not using.....?
Answers:
Just enrich your russian uranium by souping up your washer's spin cycle to around 2 million rpm, close the little holes in the drum, put your low grade uranium in, spin and the enriched stuff will be at the wall of the drum.
good luck when MI5 nocks on your door tommorow. lol and your arrested on terrorism charges, because of this, even if it was a joke. lol
sorry mine is all depleted
I wonder what would happen if I reported this link to " Homeland Security" or you can post back and let us know what happens ok?
Apply to Sellafield in Cumbria - they've definitely got some because they keep flogging it off to AWRE in Aldermarston
Hey mate, get a half-life...
What are you going to do with the old uranium? Put it on the compost heap?
Iran is your best bet...but you better hurry
great idea, what are you going to do with the old stuff tho?
Send me the plans & il build one for my balcony!!
MORON!
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