The young lad I've sent up to clean my chimney has been stuck up there all week?
Question:His corpse is starting to smell a bit now, should i send up another street urchin to drag him down or let the crows finish him off?
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I'd tell Jamie Oliver that you know where there is a child with severe malnutrition thanks to his new school dinners. When he comes waddling to the rescue with his carrot and paisley blamongue, I'd chase him up there to help him out. If your lucky his fat pucker a*se will get stuck too and then you could just go on a little break with the missus. Courtesy of not having to pay the irresponsible chimney sweep. Get a hoodie to torch the house whilst your away, and enjoy the insurance money when you get back.
Everyone a winner (well everyone that matters)
Throw'em in the chimney.!
are you joking..?
What !!
creepy much...
your lying ewwwwwwwww
crows dont waste another worker......
Just light a big fire, that should take care of the problem.
dont you just hate it when that happens, it took weeks for me to get rid of the flys last time
Why bother with the crows? Just start a fire and burn out the corpse.
Just stuff an air freshener up there and wait for Santa.
Open the pod bay doors H.A.L.
For goodness sake this is the 21st century not the 19th.
just light a fire that should take care of it
I'd leave it to the crows if I were you.
Atleast his bone shaking screams have finally ended.
The selfish bastard.
Send one down the chimney, that might dislodge the first one. Try using a small urchin and hopefully he'll fall fast enough to knock the other loose and be small enough not to get stuck.
When do you plan to use to fireplace next? If it won't be for a while, close the flue at the bottom to block off the smell, and the problem should take care of itself over time.
I think your seeking attention..
you have got some imagination there m8...
Get another guy to go up after him, but be sure it's a skinny one this time. If you get two of them stuck up there, you'll have to call in a professional, and they're expensive.
Another do-it-yourself option is the Chimney Sweeping Log, but it's probably too early for that. If you can't afford to hire a skinny guy to crawl up there and get him out, wait 6-8 years and try the CSL. This option is less desireable due to the smell.
ooooh. send julie and goochr, they're creeping me out.
Whatever you do, do not forget to dock his wages.
You know,
There is a part of me that doesn't believe you,
But the other part does, cause there are some reall sickos out there, and I hope you are not one of them.
BUT
If it is true...
Go up there yourself and get him out. To our luck, you'll get stuck there too and that way, we'll get rid of another Lunatic.
If it is not true....
Heehee.... you got some imagination boy, go get yourself checked out by a mental professional !!
i think he's found your stash up there. check for smoke and and empty crisp and chocolate packets. lol
Please refer to the question about hiring illegals at Home Depot. They are cheap, expendable, and when they scream at least you can't understand them. Just make sure you put away your valuables first.
your all missing the point here...!
if he did a good job let the crows have him, you don't want another urchin up there messing the place up.
if he did a bad job have another go, what you got to loose??
Some lye should do the trick.
ah,yes roaring open fire,logs on the hearth,cat on the rug,glass of wine,smell of rotting corpse,thats what I'm talking about,as im typing,fond memories come flooding back.have you tried a glade plug in?works for me x
If the urchin was chubby enough to get stuck in your chimney do not I repeat do not light a fire because once he starts to roast the fat will drip down on the fire and you will end up with an inferno which could burn your house down imagine if you flung a quart of oil in your hearth it would be like a flame thrower.
fartknocker
Ha Ha Ha this should be on jokes
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