Neighbour hating - how do I get even?
Question:My neighbour has called out the Environment Dept twice when I've had a barbq and a bonfire. She moans all the time if my car is near her drive - I just can't stand her retired complaining mug!
I have recently jumped over her fence to mark her underwear on the washing line with a brown marker (it is a washable marker so I thought it would be funny for her to wash it out, maybe smell it and wonder why the washing machine didn't get it out!)
and secondly, I p!$$ed inher cat's water bowl but I am not sure that is getting her back, rather than the cat. Yeah, maybe that's is more of a RSPCA matter lol. Stupid old bag! I just want back.
Can you suggest any good ways to get her back?
Answers:
wright a message on her lawn with sodium phosphate.the grass will never come back...
The best way is to be nice and overly kind to her...It will eat her ALIVE! She will start wondering what you have up your sleeves...
Sounds like you need to start again. Rather than thinking about getting your own back why dont you think of being the mature one and just ask if you can both start affresh. You have to live beside each other so why not at least be civil. Stop being so childish and sort yourself out life is too short and childish behaviour is pathetic.
you will never get even so accept defeat and offer her the victory, you will then be cleansed. learn to love her.
LMAO.You're super cool dude.
Lol I know how you feel our next door neighbour is a complete *****. We have never said anything or done anything wrong but she just continues to be a pain.
All we ever get is dirty looks or outrageous complaints about things. She complained to the police that my car tax was out, luckily I had declared it off the road because I was selling it. The last classic is that because we smoke it is somehow getting into her garage.? She just seems to have some mind kind of ego freak going on in her head and is always trying to prove she is better than us.
At first we were concerned trying to work out what we had done... after a while we realised she is just a beetch and now we just get rid of her as soon as possible when she starts and then laugh about her. Honestly its the best way to deal with these people is to just laugh at them.
why don't you just try to get along with her u never know
the whole thing could turn around and you might just become the best of freinds.
Why don't you move, that'll teach her!
Bloody hell, I'm glad you're not MY neighbour. She's a bit mean (but perhaps old and not well) but you're just plain evil
try nd make her sound anti social nd threaten her with anti social behaviour order (ASBO) action. Or encourage kids to play around her house, even though it'll be around your's too. Its hard to think of things that'll just effect her, she sounds like a right hag but you'll have to live with it or sort it out legally
BE SUPER NICE, IF YOU'RE HAVING A BONFIRE/ BBQ INVITE HER, I know you want to puke, but have a party invite her with plenty of notice, all details, then she'll look the quepid stunt when she reports you, you've informed her and invited her.
That's the best way, very slow, but sure!
come on are you 2 or what if shes retired shes getting on is she on her own ?maybe shes lonely?doing these things are not good talk to her you might be surprised and it will bring your stress levels down,invite her to your BBQ next time tell her life is to short,you Will be more of a man and not a horror love thy neighbour?that's what the bible says if she does not respond silent treatment no one likes it get to know her and she you ?you might like her everyone has good qualities lets know how you get on?
if there is a tree in her garden drill a hole near the base and pour petrol or diesel in it. it will kill the tree and fall over, she will have to pay the bill to get it removed probably. or get a female dog and let it pee all over her garden, it will destroy the grass. have loads of house parties, loud music will drive her mad...she cant do anything about it. she can call the police but they cant do anything either.
Silence is golden. Just act normal.
While your neighbor might be annoying, you are just juvenile. Pissing in the cat's water bowl? Grow up! If I caught you jumping my fence, you would certainly be the recipient of a barrel full of rock salt. I'm a nice guy, others may more inclined to use buckshot.
Ok so you have been kept them awake by a noisy barbecue and smoked out them with a bonfire. You have parked your car over the end of your drive so they cannot get out. Do you have 3 young children that you, their mother keeps shouting at, mainly in swear words?
I think you live near me.
PLEASE MOVE TO SCOTLAND OR BETTER STILL IRAQ
If she lives alone she is probably lonely and invents little dramas just to get attention.
Next time there is a drama try apologising and a peace offering (even though you are not at fault)
Peeing in the poor cats water is a mite nasty but interfering with her underwear is just a little over the top and could be difficult to explain away if you were caught.
She is lonely. Be nice, it is far more benficial to get along with neighbors than to fight. Invite her to your next bonfire. Park your car on your own space. Keep the noise down. Behave and you might find a good friend. The things you did seem childish and immature.
Sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do.
I suggest you move house.
It sounds to me as though your neighbour has cause to complain. If your 'normal' behaviour is as juvenile as this I'm surprised you've lived so long!
you need reporting!! You could be had up for harrassment and intimidation! grow up, get a life! people should get on together--not causing grief to an old lady. remember you'll be old some day(if you live that long).
Ew i cant belive you peed in the cats bowl, not that it ouldve drank it anyway. find out the allowed time your legally allowed a bbq or bonfire, then have one. when she complains they will tell her to shut up ! Just no more peeing in cats bowls, its not the cats fault you know!
Kill her with kindness. That way, she'll always be suspicious and wary, but won't be able to figure out what your "trick" is. You can't get arrested for it, and you might even feel better.
Some great answers, especially about being super nice to her., it might actually work. and if you don't mind me saying so, I think you are being juvenile.
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