The Person who is Carpenter (not the job description)?

Question:Carpenter, you called me a tree hugger. You couldn't be further from the truth. You know, Carpenter, I just don't get folks like you. I mean, I have a problem, I admit a mistake, and decide to post a question on how to handle it, and you decide to answer my question and instead of offering a helpful solution to the problem, you instead insult me! I am not a "tree hugger." I relocated it not knowing it was a mother! Good freaking grief! Even the DNR site said to use a live trap and relocate it so you don't have a smelly stinky dead raccoon on your hands! Why do you even bother answering questions if you only intend to insult! Strange way to get your jollies...!

Answers:
Artsi, slow down, hon. Tree hugging is good! It shows you have compassion as well as ethics. Don't let the "carpenter ants" get you down. This is probably the same guy that swerves to hit a dog.