How do you get rid of unwanted brothers?
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Oh I'm sure they are not that bad. I couldn't stand my brothers FOREVER and now I love them like crazy. I would be so sad if something happened to them, and you may not feel that way now, but you would. Don't pay attention to the various suggestions of drowning, or hurting your brothers. They may think that it's funny, but it's also very serious to talk about killing or hurting anyone. You'll be out of the house in no time. Trust me things change as you get older. Otherwise, just call a truse and try your best to stay out of each other's hair.
By moving to your own apartment, far away.
sorry, they are yours for life, whether you have anything to do with them or not later on in life...
a shotgun, a shovel, and a solid alibi
Sell them to the circus.
When you are an adult, you can move out and pay for your own apartment or house, and all of the bills that go with it. Then if you don't want your brothers around, you don't have to see them.
go to your room and lock the door behind you....if that does not work tell your mom if you can go out to your friends home.....let him stay behind!!
Drown them. Or go back in time, and tell them that the circus is looking for them so that they can ride rides for free, but make sure it is the traveling circus. just do it. It works. Trust me.
Move...then have your name changed...
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You move!
A chainsaw, a woodchipper and a fast moving river or feed them to pigs.
Introduce them to your girl friends.
get them a girlfriend or some lotion and they can entertain themselves for hours. lol
u must distract them with something that will quit annoying you
Treat them really nicely. Be polite, do not yell at them, do not tattle on them. Say please and thank you. If they ask you to do something, do it nicely. If they hit you, do not hit back.
This will freak them out so much they will leave you alone.
Show affection. That'll creep him out for sure. It worked for me. Never bothered my sister again.
MOOOVVVEEE OUUUTT! oooor, if you realllllllly hate them (which you shouldnt, because then you should get some counseling) you could put a magnetic force field around your door, buy a fridge and your golden. jk.
OR, love them to death, they will get immensly freaked and leave you alone. ive seen it happen many times. such as "oh dearest brother, i bought you a new baseball hat and I made a valentine for your girlfriend!" uuggghhh, that'll creep em out. i wouldnt advise killing them because, deep down, waaaaayy deep, you know you love them and wouldnt want anything bad to happen to them. (waaaaaay down)
As others have stated: Moving out! Even when I had my own room with a lock, it wasn't safe from my brothers (I'm not saying they're "unwanted", but there were times when I wanted them to leave me alone). Now that I have my own place, there's no problems and I acutally look forward to seeing my brothers since we don't see each other as much.
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