Looking for a gnome to borrow in Houston?

Question:Does anyone know of any houses with gnomes in the yard? I've been driving all over the city but can't find any. I'm going on a long trip and want to abduct a gnome for a few months and take pictures with it at different places. I'll return it of course =)

Answers:
Gnomeseeker
Of course you will. That's called stealing. You know, theft. I've got several gnomes in the back and front yards along with their Rottweiler buddies . . . .

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