What do you do?


Question:If you need the loo,
In an English country garden?

Answers:
stay away from the stinging nettles ...ooch


i pull down my pants
and suffocate the ants
in an English country garden
You squat down amongst the tall flowers and then wipe yourself with soft leaves of the verbascum.
you already know what i do....



squat!!!
Go for a sweet pea
In days of olde
When knights were bolde
And no chamberpot at hand
They were so sly
They let it fly
To fertilize the land.
Run away from the flowers and bees..behind the bush i'll hide.
to pee or not to pee...
that is the question.

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