If your house plants could talk to you, what would they say?
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Ya know, I've been in this pot for 8 years, I need a bigger one, not so much water, I'm getting root rot. And dang, do you know how hot that sun is? I'm a shade plant, thank you! Please remember, fertilizer every two months, but not in the winter, I need to rest. And by the way, I need a bit of a breeze now and then so I can have strong healthy stems that are flexible so I won't break when a real stiff one comes along. And could you please keep the grandkids away from me, they are picking me to death . . . . . . . . . . . .
Why did you pee on me!
They would say, "HEY! HOWS ABOUT SOME FREAKIN' WATER OVER HERE!".
Hey u lazy bastard, can I get some water please?
How about a drink of water on a regular basis...I'm dying here...cough cough. lol
Water me PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSEEE...
i love you so much, you're totally awesome and cool
I am not a baby why do you talk to me like that?
"Lay of the acid"
The old adage is "if walls could talk what would they say?" applies here.
What they would say is something that no one would want them to say for the secrets they know as we are truly ourselves we no one else is around.
The lesson here is to look at our-self and see how we need to be a better person in G-D then if the plants could talk they would say; we live a life pleasing to G-D and to our fellow humans and animals.
"Why did you let me die?"
feed me!!
Water me adleast once a week,please.I'm busy and I forget alot.
I'm glad they don't! Oh the embarrassment
please stop smoking inside
I often wonder if they know things about science and the spirit world that we don't. Then again im a freaking fruit loop.
Mine would say "Get the dust off my leaves and give me some fertilizer". " I might as well be a fake plant, for all you care!".
WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE?
LMAO I can't grow a plant to save my life. They always die, I have one right now that is dying.
I hope they would lie, and say, "you are soooo beautiful ! "
LOL
I need waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please!!
Move me closer to the window.
I wish I was a outside plant so I could ask you to pull the blinds
fertilizer, please with a side of water...
Water please, pretty please w/sugar on top
If they are droopy,they would be asking to be moved to a cooler place or asking for a drink of water if they are bright and bubbly they are happy play some music to them and make them feel wanted.John akathecompostman
My plants would say " I take very good care of them " They are healthy plants .
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