How to get rid of these STUPID flys??
Question:i have two flys flying around my room and i dont have a fly swatter...
so how would i get rid of them??
they're REALLY bothering me and i wont sleep with them in here.
please help...10 points to the best answer!!
Answers:
OK- here we go... RUN to your fridge STAT! Dig for anything way past it's expiration date. Got it? Is it stinky? Good.
Stick it into a pair of old ratty pantyhose, then run to your back porch/balcony/window and place the hose outside. Wait for them... wait... there they are! Run to the kitchen and grab a turkey baster and three pieces of Tupperware with lids, then run back to the pantyhose. With the baster, quickly but gently suck up a fly from atop the stinky hose, then spit it out into Tupperware container 'A'. Repeat this until you have three flies in container 'A'.
Now, open the lid to 'A' very quickly a few times while stealing a peek at the three flies. Observe their characteristics, do any of them look female? Look harder. Is one fly panicking, crying or bossing the other flies? Thought so, that's a 'she'- put her in container 'B'. Now the other two, is one of the flies masculine or macho? No? Then repeat this phrase from Scarface; "Say 'ello to my little...". When one of the little buggers says "friend" in his little fly voice, then you know he's a dude. Put him in 'C' and let the other go (he's had a rough night). Now! Run to your closet and grab an empty shoebox! Well, MAKE it empty. Quick, sprint to your bathroom and grab some dental floss and your brother’s toothbrush. Well done! Now get some tape. It doesn't matter- any kind! Good. Take the girl fly from tub 'A' and tie a little leash on her with the dental floss. Then cut the floss to a 7 inch length. Tape the other end of her leash to the center of the inside of the box. Nice! Tie a long length of floss to your bro's tooth brush and use it to prop up the lid on the shoebox. Now, when one or both of the flies comes in to check out the babe fly, yank the floss and let the lid trap him inside the box with the girly fly. Give them a few minutes of courtesy alone time, and then repeat using the guy fly.
Violla! You have solved your fly problem without a fly swatter, I gained two points and four flies got some sweet luvin. (FYI, this works on both straight AND gay flies.)
Sleep well tonight and have nice dreams.
Roll up a newspaper or get a ball cap and swat them, or sleep in another room.also Avon "skin so soft" will get them away just spray some in the air
Go to the hardware story and get a Raid bomb. Set it off when you are not going to be around for a few hours. They say two hours but I like to be away longer than that. Make sure you leave immediately when you set it off. It will kill spiders, flies and moths. When you come home open the windows and air out the room but it will last for months. Hope this helps. They are not expensive and usually come in a three or four pack.
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