How do you get rid of an infestation of midgets in your house?
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Put some ground pepper in the corners of all the rooms in your house. That and cook a pizza upside down in the oven that usually gets everyone in my house to leave.
high powered bb guns.
take the ladder away from the door step,
You can get anti-midget powder from B&Q
Lmao...Midges or Midgets..Lol the answer is the same anyway...Just spray them with raid bug killer..
call america got talent
=)) MIDGETS? Are there a lot of dwarves in your house, or did you mean midges/mosquitoes?
call snow white quick
Are you talking about your children? Then use contraception, it will stop future infestations.
You need to "raise the bar" and also the toilets and sinks. Maybe the kitchen table and a lock on the frig.
Still laughing at the answer from Joe...LOL
get in touch with a cicus because someone will be looking for all their lost midgets
If you get some prime beef and put it on a really high shelf, the midgets will surely go away because the Steaks would be Too High!!
I generally lay a trail of custard pies and cream pies all the way up the garden path and drive way, if that doesn't work I generally set the dog on them although she just sniffs them and nudges them in the right direction. If they knock at my door I quite often set the cockatiel on them because he is more of their size. What a weird question?
i believe they prefer to be called little people!
you should post this question on joke's and riddles.
but fly spray
Thanks for the best laugh I've had this week
Why do you sweat the small stuff. Chill, my man. Can't we all be friends.
you need to call the chocolate factory and tell them that you have their umpa luma's.
Lmao that was soo funny
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