Where can I find an American Flag door mat?
Question:The American flag design would make a Perfect door mat! Step on it!
Answers:
Here is one:
http://cgi.ebay.com/patriotic-american-f...
Love it or leave it "a quote from John Wayne"
I got one and I'll have the Local POW group bring it over.
why are you this way or are you just reflecting what is going on here already??
Oh come on Ant Pat.. Uncle Sam..will say do it yourself.. Just go buy one of those plastic flags at the drug store.. or cloth if you prefer.. cut it to fit over your present doormat and tape it on.. but be sure to use duct tape.. it works quite well and hey its water proof.. go ahead you can do it.. it is as easy as sitting at your computer and typing these thoughtful questions.. Personally I think you are going to have to come up with something more outrageous than the doormat thing... I think it is just a cut below your ability to be low.. come on.. surely you can get more low down than that... why not try to put together an insult based on The Bible and the Old Glory.. maybe you can find something that fits your purpose a little better... Perhaps you could ask your friendly neighborhood Atheist... and if there is no atheist nearby.. then check with the nearest Jehova Witness.. they are pretty good at stepping on things.. of course you may have to buy one of those little books.. and lastly..if all else fails.. surely you can find a mormon.. there's bound to be a couple of them on their bikes this time of year... and hey.. when you finish your doormat.. perhaps you can remember to paint your lawn jocky to look like Uncle Sam.. That'll getem.. Now if none of that works.. why not hang Will Rogers in effegy..or hey.. by jove I've got it.. go hang yourself...upside down of course.. now that would be low..
Just like a Lib, Always stirring things up for no reason. You would have to pick Today of all days to ask this.
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