Who would like to help Tobermory break in his brand new mattress?
Question:It's a single bed mattress but very deep, comfortable and totally luxurious and that goes for me too...
Answers:
Aaaahhhh. Be there in 5 minutes. lol
I can send my cat over to pee on it for you...
Get a large dog
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Oh dear...shall we start a whip-round, so this poor fella can afford a box or two of Kleenex.? I think he's going to need them.
If you gotta ask...
I'll send over the monkeys to jump on it for ya...just don't fall off!
If you are gay, how about me?
If Great Uncle Bulgaria is out ask Madame Cholet - failing that it'll be Wellington and Orinoco again!
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