How do i get get monkeys of my lawn?
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Get a dog, or other ground prowling carnivore. Then you only have to worry about monkeys in the trees...flinging poo. (but hey...free fertilizer!)
train them to mow your lawn instead
First you need to dig a hole in your lawn and then bury a bottle with a neck that monkeys can just get there hand in .Next bait the jar with sweets when the monkeys come and put there hand in they are too greedy to let go so they are trapped you come out and wack them over the head with a banana end of problem . hope this helps,
turn the hose on em
Fourk them! It worked for me!
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