Where can I place a large rock so people fall on ther faces with it instead of just triping with it?


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2 FEET FROM THE DOOR STEP, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT.


in front of a door way.
hope you have good homeowners insurance to pay for any injuries resulting from a fall on the face from an unsuspecting person
put it equidistant from the rake, and the banana skin
Use marbles instead.
on your bed
ooo thats not nice ... may be on your door step and u go out one night have one too many and for get you put it there lol
Checklist:
1. Homeowner's insurance or personal liability insurance.
2. Attorney.
3. Money (court costs, fines).
4. Large rock.
5. Sociopathic tendencies (yours).

How To Do It:
1. Place rock.
2. Watch someone fall.
3. Talk to police.
4. Talk to your insurer. Try to convince them it wasn't your fault (it won't work).
5. Get sued. Go to court.
6. Work two jobs to pay court costs, fines, medical bills.

If you want to watch someone fall on his face, wouldn't it be easier and less expensive to find a video on the Internet?

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