How do I prevent my balls from catching on fire?
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Ignore Jerry Lee Lewis, he was only joking !
Don't stand so close to the fire!
stay out of the whorehouse!
Stay away from fire
Are you retarded? What kind of a stupid question is that? You must be like 12 or something.
get a shot of penicillin and a can of jock itch spray. and be a little more picky about who you bed down with.
And by "on fire" you mean "nasty Gonorrhea" don't you?
Wear wet boxers
wash them every once and a while
Soak them in water for four hours, then they will smoke lightly without igniting. Alternatively, you could wear asbestos underwear - the side effects being rash and chaffing.
WEAR Protective CLOTHING get them from Primarc 2.99for 2,AND KEEP TO THE FIRE REGULATIONS
dont get in bed with someone that has std's
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Walnuts hanging hanging on the wall! Named ART? But what are the ones on your chin called? SOMEONE ELSE'S! Keep 'em in your panties!!
ritual soakings
nomex undies
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