What is the Gardener's Creed?

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I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
If it will not grow in my zone...or is prohibitively expensive, I want it most of all.
I am perfectly willing to forgo any necessities of life...such as food for my child or pet in order to have it.
I recognize my horticultural dependency.
I recognize your horticultural dependency.
I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will mine.
This makes us infinitely happy.
Any money saved by virtue of comparison shopping equals found money and, therefore, is not counted as spending.
If everyone else has it, I must have it, too.
If I have planted everything that I have already purchased, I must immediately buy more plants.
Now recite your VISA number from memory!