If I were buried up to my neck in mud in your garden, what would you do to me?
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Use you as my own personal taste tester! We would have fun trying my new recipes, you would get to eat, and I would become fond of you the more we cooked and dined together.
Call the Fire Department to come get you out, and have an ambulance in attendance to make sure that you are OK.
Water you regularly, and feed as needed.
I would offer you a drink of water and then call 911 while I began to dig you out myself.
Definately not water you! But I would wonder what kind of flower you were going to grow into.
honestly, i would (in order) laugh at you, spit at you, mock you with food, kick dirt at you, pee next to your face, mock you with some more food, go to sleep and do it all over again until it got boring, then i would call the paramedics and laugh at you some more
Cover you with more mud so that you could not ask any more ignorant questions on this site.
throw rotten tomatoes at you! lol!
Bring out the heaters? (kidding)
Buy you a large straw hat to keep the sun off your face.Then it would also keep the water off when the sprinklers come on...
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