Did I hurt my grass' feelings?

Question:The other day I was mowing my friends lawn because I lost a bet where I was supposed to pick my nose and put my snot on a girls nose. it didn't happen and I lost. But I was mowing his lawn, and I cut it too short. Do you think the grass was hurt. Do you think I hurt it's feelings by cutting it too short? I also yelled a could profain word at the grass in frustration that I didn't have what it took to wipe my nose droppings on the girl.

Did the grass have it's feelings hurt?

Answer promptly so I could appoligize quickly.

Thanks.

Answers:
YES!

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Grass likes to be cut, but may be a little sore from the close crop, give it a nice drink of water, it will be fine.

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Ya, you prolly hurt its feeling with the foul language. give it a jolly rancher and take it out some time, you should be ok

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No you looking to deep into it

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ys water it liberally but ONLY at night or the droplets act as magnifiers and will scorch it

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