Do deer worship the deer statues in your yard?

Question:My friend told me the deer think the statues are god-like because they hold so impossibly still; so the reason deer freeze is headlights is they are trying to be godlike so they cant be killed?

Is that the truth??

Answers:
Keep this friend around so that you may feel superior to him. Deer cannot reason like this, they freeze up because of shock.

no, but if they get close to the statues...they'll attack em!

There was a deer who once tried to mate with one. It must have been an incredibly horny deer.

Driving in the car one day-
my wife say's to me, "dear." I said, "what, honey."
Then she says," NO - DEER!"
AAHHHHH.....

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