My girlfriend set the garden on fire. Will it grow again next year?
Question:A long story short, my Korean girlfriend was upset that I was not willing to help her get a work visa to stay and she ended up lighting my garden on fire.
I was able to tell my wife it was the neighbor kids, but my actual concern isn't her reaction as much as it's whether or not I will be able to grow hot peppers and other vegetables there again next year.
So, will I? Or am I going to have to do something else to help? My daughter is dissapointed that her baby tomatoes are gone now.
Answers:
Your garden shall grow again next year. It shall. God willing.
Now it will require some work. You must go forth and collect lots of itty bitty cutesy seeds and enslave your wife and daughters to plant them. They must be watered everyday, and you can dress each daughter up as a scarecrow and stand her out there for a six hour shift to keep the birds away. Seeds also like to be talked to, so when your wife feels like talking, send her out to talk to the garden.
But the most important thing is good fertilizer. Rotting flesh is excellent and makes things grow so well.
So please remember you garden when you are lookign for a nice place to hide yoru girlfriend's body.
It should add just the right note of irony to watch your daughter rejoice and eat her baby tomatoes next year, knowing in your secret soul that your Korean girlfriend's remains are to thank for such juicy goodness. Just like she is to blame for this year's drought of joy.
yeah, it'll grow back, but i'd be more worried about your crazy korean girlfriend
Wow, who would ever do such a thing? That ruens it for everybody. I mean really, what did it do to you? Sounds like there are more problems here. That is absolutley inexcusable!
...and yes, the garden will grow back to, no thanks to you.
Maybe you need to pay more attention to your home (garden, wife, kids) than a girlfriend.
And yes, you will be able to plant and grow there again next year...assuming you're still around.
why don,t you get one off them gardens with made in korea on it.i,m sure they make them cause they make everything else
You're worried about your daughter's disappointment over the tomatoes?
You're sick dude. Get help.
Nice you're so concerned about your daughter's disappointment about the tomatoes. Imagine how she'll feel when her family is torn apart when your wife finds out about your girlfriend.
Your garden should be fine next year, and consider yourself lucky if you're even around to see it.
Yes, it should grow again next year. Please consider yourself lucky your girlfriend (and your wife) did not set you on fire instead. And hopefully your wife isn't reading any of this!
it will grow just fine. Alot of farmers will burn their fields at the end of the season, or every couple years. The burning will actually put some nutrients into the soil from the plants that were burned, and it might enrich the soil, so in actuality, your soil might be better than it was this year. Just till up the soil, and if you want, throw a bag of compost in for good measure, but you shouldnt have a problem.
Unless she dumped bags of salt on the garden, you will be fine.
The garden will be ok to plant again next year. I actually burn my garden in the fall if there are lot of dead weeds and plants. This will burn some of the weed seeds too. So, not to worry, plant again next year.
It really depends on if your wife finds out about your Korean girlfriend. My bet is that if she does, you will not be growing a garden in the spot next year. As far as SOMEONE ELSE growing a garden on that spot next year, it will be just fine.
I guess lust is just as blind as love is.
You are a good man,but you let this flawed woman draw you into sin.I know the Korean women are almost impossible to resist,but be strong and get your wife to work on that garden and it will be fine next year.
It will take a lot of hard work,but I'm sure your wife is up to it.
EVER HEARD OF SLASH AND BURN AGRICULTURE??
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