I got hit by a flying sandwich do I have super powers?
Question:I got hit by a flying peanut butter sandwich do I have super powers? I woke up from a coma and Imediately knew I had powers but I don't know how to use them. Now I'm in doubt. Or should I just go back to the nut house where I belong?
Answers:
JAM Powers sorry you will die
maybe some BRAIN DAMAGE POWERS!!!
why dont you kill yourself with your awesome powers then?
I'll make you a super-hero outfit.
If it was smooth peanut butter with Smucker's grape jelly on white bread without crusts then you will have superpowers; if it's anything else, you will have a mess to clean up. Good luck!
You definitely don't have any superpowers between your ears.
you should use your power to produce another good peanut
Sure you have super powers, you are a flying sandwich magnet. Unfortunately, there isn't much call for that sort of thing and you'll never be a super hero. Sorry.
He says as he takes another hit from the crack pipe.
Was the sandwich radioactive? Then you definetlu do. You're SandwichMan! You shoot peanut-butter out of your wrists which cling onto buildings so you can swing! But if it was a normal PB sandwich, take the next bus to the nut house
Hmmm...Sandwiches today ...McMuffins tomorrow when will it end? With the two foot Hero Sandwich or the Poor Boy? Yes you really do have such an interesting life I see where people in the masses will want to call on you to help them, and children will grow up wanting to be just like you.
BTW " I wouldn't go off my medication yet, just a hunch."
umm no you dont but he sandwich does!
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