My son is stuck? Forever?

Question:I was outside the other day building my son a tree house... I was nearly done all i had left was the door, i asked him to go in and check it out while i put on the finishing touches, you know nail here nail there. Well i went to finish up the door and bada boom done, finito. Only problem was, my son was still in the tree house!! he has been in there since last tuesday, my wife has been sliding table scraps in one of the cracks for him to eat, what do i do to get him out?!

Answers:
Are the windows closed? If not, you could crawl into one, and using a dull chisel and a stone, chip away at the floor until you create a hole big enough for you both to fall through.

You must be a complete idiot. You can build a tree house but can't figure out how to use a crow bar to pry the door opem.

You are evil and abusive!!!!!

thanks for the 2 pts...here's your sign

and how did you manage to do that? surly if you can build a tree house you can undo it you are just messing about aren't you?

Don't get him out. This might seem harsh, but bear with me. Think of all the expenses you'll cut out by leaving him up there. Less food bills. (you said he's getting table scraps)
Doctors visits are a thing of the past, too. You might try to drill a hole in the floor to facilitate potty time, but that's a minimal expense, involving little effort. Think of all the free time this will leave for you and the wife! No more knocks on the bedroom door at inopportune times(you know what I mean). I'm not sure that this was and accidental entrapment. Just enjoy it for now. Sooner or later, a relative or school official will become suspicious and you'll have to release the rug rat.

What a perfect idea for a TV movie? Feed him well and document his separation anxiety and think that will do it for a troll question!

That's too funny. My suggestion would be to open the door and let him out.

You people are nuts, what is wrong with you all, nailing a poor little child in a tree house, shame on you

I know that you have already gotten your son out, this must be a secret fantasy of yours.

you don't even have a son

Tell your wife to quit giving him scraps!

Thanks for the points.Moron

Cut the tree,

People are too serious. Can't take a joke can they?

too funny!

most pleasant solution
make new son

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