How do you flush a toilet in 3 easy steps?
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i don't know i just use the bathroom in public restrooms, so i don't need to know how to flush. You may have seen some of my work at your local gas stations.
Do tell....
swirl the brush in to clean out debris, grab handle and pull down, leave that lid up will ya? Look how clean mine is!
1- close toilet seat cover
2-place hand on handle
3- push handle down andhold for 2 seconds.
Lift your wrist, then your index finger. Press index finger on flush button and press until flushed.
Stand up face the toilet, push the lever down, wash your hands.
Gender - Women - 15 Easy Steps To Poo Like A Woman
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own,
regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to
get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by
your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat
with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may
have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat
over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with
bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with
any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to
positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin
(about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the
paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be
necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more
rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his
eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while
he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air
freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your
boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly
behind you.
15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Man:
1. Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag;
tried by every man once, but never repeated - see step 4).
2. Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?"
Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.
3. Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.
4. Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching
the toilet rim.
5. Open reading material and relax.
6. Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.
7. Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It is quite normal to
experience a cold jet of water rocket upyour anus as a result
of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a
real man.
8. Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to
your legs and buttocks.
9. Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any
irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g.
colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You
must tell people about it.
10. Take long length of paper and wipe anus. You must look at the
paper before throwing it into the pan.
11. Repeat step 10 until there is no longer any evidence of faeces
on the paper.
12. Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no
circumstances attempt to cleanit off. In due course, it will
come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses
the loo.
13. Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor
(you can use it again later).
14. Wash your hands once.
15. Vacate the bathroom, leaving the door open. It is important to
a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.
1) push the handle down
2&3) you were done after 1.
1. pull you head out of your a*ss
2. stand up straight
3. push the lever on the toilet tank
Evacuate bowels, wipe, apply slight downward pressure on the handle protruding from the top left corner of the toilet tank which is located behind and above the toilet seat (the part you sit on). Good luck!
Well, first wipe. Then get up. Then pull the lever on the toilet bowl. There ARE more steps, like pull your pants up, but that takes longer.
1.push the handle down
2.hold it until the waste has gone
3.then let go
1.) turn towards toilet handle
2.) grab toilet handle
3.) gently pull downwards
(if no working the first time, try again. Thanks for the points)
Do your business, wipe...
Then:
1. Identify the "flusher". (Usually with an angle shaped like a L)
2. Press your finger against it. Hold it there for 3 seconds.
3. Release your fingers.
1) u reach out
2) u carefully reach and pull the leaver
3) watch while singing ur favorite song
nivek, that was hilarious...im sure the asker is printing that out as i speak...
after having pulled down pants
1. lean against trunk of tree so your back is straight against the tree and thighs parallel to ground
2. pinch off / wipe with a stick or leaves
3. cover with a couple handfulls of dirt - beat chest and go "OOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO" as loudly as you can
1: put waste in tolit
2: put down the top to tolit
3: fluhs tolit
After you've unloaded the trunk and wiped..
MEN:
1) stand up and yawn as you slowly reach for the handle
2) press the handle firmly as you watch your crap go down the toilet
3) dont even bother to wash your hands...just walk out w/ a feeling of achievement
WOMEN:
1) get some toilet paper and put it around the handle
2) press gently, yet firmly on the handle
3) dont watch your crap get flushed and wash your hands for at least 30 seconds w/ medium/warm water.
Give nivek191 the 10 points - god, I was laughing for 5 minutes straight!
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