Building Question Part 1 : Erections in the a.m. ?
Question:How are men meant to pee straight away after they wake up. The old chap is usually standing to attention.
Do i
a. Do a handstand over the toilet?
b. Pee in the bath?
c. Pee into the toilet from the bedroom?
d. Pee out of the window (into the neighbours garden)
Any advice?
Answers:
definetly d ;)
Invest in a bed-pan if not then an old saucepan does the trick works for poo too especially if you additionally use a colander!
pmsl...afraid i cant help you on this one...lmfao...I would suggest b though..BUT rather pee in the shower!
After much careful consideration, i feel that the latter is the way to go, but preferably when the neighbours are present, weeding and such like, or talking to their tomato plants.
In this way the simple pleasures of relieving yourself in the morning will be multiplied indefinatly.
Never
Assasinate
Right handed
Kabgaroos
...Wait a second and let the hand brake down....SLOWLY.GENTLY...
attach a lentgh of rubber tubing to it,
(i find bicycle tubes the best)and tie it to your leg
neighbours garden lol if your planning on movin , from bedroom if your plannin on new carpet lol, handstand and sniff bottom of pot if you can stand that in a mornin , or pee in bath and hope missus doesnt see lol
e. wait a minute or 2 til it goes down a bit.
Poll vault out the bedroom window,when you land you will pee.
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