What can you do with a horse, a few bricks, some string, bits of wood and an enthusiastic assistant?
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The bar was wreathed in smoke. My assistant was pouring yet another martini. I was down to a couple of chips, a yard of medium twine and no bricks. The horse sat smiling at me over his cards, picking something green out of his teeth with a nail. On the table between us my last two bricks and most of my wood and string. I pushed the last of my meager pile into the middle of the table and waited.
is it a gelding, man ? my answer will depend on whether it is or not, man...
This is a question for McGavier
Maybe you could shoot a movie. But I wouldn't take children to see it.
There is nothing you can do with those items that will not get you kicked out of any high school gymnasium. Nothing.
Is it a Live horse and a Thoroughbred or a Lipizzaner?
My Idea is toooo sexy to put on here.
The Concorde?
Tease the daylights out of a cat.
Use the horse to play a friendly game of "Hide a Trout". Wrap bricks in undercooked bacon and throw at fundie heads. Nail the wood to the forehead and claim you are a tornado victim to get FEMA to send you free stuff. Assistant? have no idea, I got mine from Y!Staff and he is good for nothing...His name is Greg.
use that wood and string to build a fiddle
try it out and play a little
play to the horse named mick
and you see it s-hit's a brick
Duncan w's answer was fantastic! Just as I was about to join in the next hand my enthusiastic assistant poked her head in the sculpture lab. She reminded me that the horse would be there soon, spewing bits of wood over the few bricks we had left. Then we would strike the bricks with the nail and the campfire would be ablaze.
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