Ronseal 5 Year Woodstain does exactly what it says on the tin, does it?

Question:Funny that. I've looked all over the label and nowhere does it say
'Makes your front door look like an African elephant has wiped its @rse on
it.'

Answers:
Hey, I like you, you're a funny guy

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tee hee hee!

Thanks for the laugh

have a *

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Only in their test conditions...

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ROFL
rub it down and start again... practice makes perfect..

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Good one lmao XD

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Hehe nice one m8. Try Butinox or Sikkens for a first class job. Both expensive but really really good.

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Used only once not impressed ,try sikkens

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