Stupid Instruction To Make Your Day Better!?

Question:Stupid Instructions

On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
(Mirror -vs- Glass: people don't know the difference?)

On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
(brain damage?)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans?)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
(The company knows what kind of people they are dealing with)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Isn't it obvious!?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)

Answers:
Hahaha! Made my day happier! Thanks!