Help i have leg stuck in the chair now i cant get away from the pc and I need the toilet what do I do?
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get your leg out.. or wet yourself!
LOl hahha ask your momma(*_*) bye mucho amor
any bottles around? lol.
p.s. like your avatar.
go where you are, clean it up later
Trow yourself in the road darling you know you`ve got no chance
piss in your pants duh?
is there a puddle under yr chair yet lol
Take the chair with you .lol
Is there a window nearby.
start shouting for help- NOW! or try and wriggle free
First of all calm down and find something solid to pee in, like a can. On the other side decide if it is possible for you to walk still stuck to the chair and pee that way (this will be much easier if you are a guy). Once you take care of the pee find away some lotion or oil and rub it on your leg, this will help loosen the grip the chair has on you and then you should be able to pull loose. I would suggest getting in the most comfortable position possible that might be laying on the floor.
Good luck and hopefully lesson learned!
Hope you don't mind wet pants, pressure will burst those pipes and solve your problem without any help from me.
make you feet slippery..by pouring some soapy water...or even shower cream+water and put pour it to your feet.make sure it spread-well over your feet and pull your feet slowly (don't pull hard or you may lose your feet..haha.joke)
Weren't you wearing your Depends as usual?
buy a goesunder
You can always use a penknife to cut your leg off, just like the hiker who cut his arm off when it was caught under a boulder.
So you'll be missing a leg... big deal. At least you'll get to pee. :-)
well it has been 25 min since you asked the question, i hope you got your leg out by now. if not you got a mess to clean up!
I would like to know how you solved this dilemma. Was a chain saw involved? How many paramedics? Inquiring minds want to know.
Carry on crapping, or is there a real good friend who will lend a hand. You never know, you may have hit on a new way to amuse yourself as you sit trapped working on the computer, take notes as soon there will be someone in a similar positiion who will pay for help. If I come round will I have to supply my own Marigolds?
Get some butter and rub it on ur leg and then pull. That should do the trick matey.
Go immediately to "Ask.com". Jeeves will find the answer to anything!
ha ha ha do it in your pants or hold it in. Get a trash can or a bottle to do it in.
Try chewing you leg off.
Ha Ha. Always keep some pampers beside you. You never know when you might want one, but for now go as you are let all hang out and get back to your PC.
Depends... ;-) on several things...
not worth answering. and yahoo wants us to answer questions like that? yuck
TURN YOUSELF UPSIDE DOWN AND GO TO THE TOILET ON YOU HANDS, I HOPE ITS NOT UPSTAIRS. HAL
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