How do you use the toilet? apparently Ive been going in the sink all these years.?
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Nothing wrong with having a tiddle in the sink. You just flop it in then get on with other stuff, like brushing you teeth or shaving. Easy.
Poof.
what planet are you from?
First you get a news paper then drop your pants sit down and forget about the world Happy days
No wonder you look so sad, it is quite simple you know intead of the sink apply the same priciples to use the tiolet, its ussauly in the bathroom
BLIMEY
Obviously your parents decided to pull a spiteful joke when rearing you!!
Where, praytell have you been brushing your teeth all these years?
P on the toilet seat silly!
i wear a nappy and so i dont worry about it ... i suggest u do the same ..
yes i do too my wife tells me to stop peeing on the floor you are burning the carpet, so i am peeing in the sink,and i sing too it goes like this[ p!ssing in the sink,p!ssing in the sink,p!ssing....p!ssing ,p!ssing in theeeeeeeeeeeee sinnnnnnnnnk big finish repeat the chorus ][music of bring in the sheep]no more arguments go one pilgrim.silver fox.
lol very good, but your asking in wrong section try polls and servays they dont have a sense of humor in this section xx
kind of makes me wonder where you have been washing your hands and face...
Really?
whatever floats you boat
2 points for me!
Face away from the wall. Remove the lid from on the top of the tank. Place both feet inside the bowl, preferably with no shoes don't want to mark up the bowl. Then bend over forwards and grab the bottom of the bowl. Then expel the waste. Most should of landed in the tank if you pushed hard enough. Then wipe and get out and use the tissue to dry your feet. Put the used tissue in the bowl. Flush.
try useing a old coke bottle let it foment for aprox 30 days and drink its called docaday perie but it gets you drunk so dont drive
you put the shampoo on your head, rub in, place your head in the toilet and flush,
No one finds you funny :D
I'm thinking that the funny looks you were getting in public restrooms should have been your first clue.
Didn't you realise your Bum was smaller then the bowl ?
Tell me, when using the sink becomes a habit, where do you hang the paper? Or do you just let the little green men dangling on ropes clink and clatter away merrily? Do you empty the dirty pots out first or give them a spray.. So many questions, so little time. The white coats are gathering us up as I speak...... Will talk again if they let us out tomorrow... bye
Careful if you ever go to New Zealand and encounter a "Long Drop" My mate passed away holding his breath waiting for the splash. Great people the Kiwis, Haven't invented the loo door yet, passers by wil give you a cheerful "G'Day - Yea"
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