How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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None. It is a little known fact the the wood chuck is a great delegater. That is why the age old question will never be answered. It's not that the wood chuck CAN'T chuck wood, it's that the wood chuck WON'T chuck wood. He gets the beaver to do it for him, the slick little devil.
AS MUCH AS HE CAN CHUCK WITHOUT CHOKING
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
the real question is, WHY?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
By the way, the "real" name for a woodchuck is a groundhog... and they do chuck wood! :)
According to wildlife expert Richard Thomas, quoted in The Wall Street Journal, he calculated that the average groundhog moves approximately one square meter (35 cubic feet), or 320 kilograms (700 pounds), of dirt when digging a burrow.
2 3/4...but only on a monday...On friday it is down to one..none on the weekends...
Nice question Spiffy. I guess it would be as much wood that is in front of him wound't you think. ha ha. :)
none at all if he sees his shadow
Not a plausible scenario, Chuck.
Eleventeen ??
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