How come there is no Cops episode in Portland, Maine?

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My son goes to school out there, it is the sweetest, quietest place, any the people R so nice, now what would cops do there?

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Things happen in Portland?

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where the #&!! is portland maine anyways...

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Because they are all at the local donut shop and way to fat to act

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