I need to clear some terrorists from my house-what small arms do you recommend?
Question:And before anyone starts suggesting explosives, I only rent the place so I dont want to lose my deposit. Would poison gas be of any use?
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if someone in your building is a terrorist you might try contacting the government or at least the manager. i think anything that involves destroying someone else property makes you act like a terrorist too to think before you do.
yes gas the fuc*ers!
Terminix
shotgun is always the way to go at close range.
And where do you plan on getting poison gas?
send in a couple of Glaswegians
just put pictues of saddam hanging all around the property
Baked beans.Didn't you see Tommy.
you don`t want small arms, you want great big muscly arms like Arnie
Invest in stink bombs.
Use rocks. Cheap. Easy. Won't accidently kill yourself with them. Don't even need to wait five days for verification and a criminal background check. Just go out into the yard and pick some up, and you're ready to go!
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A crossbow. Silent and deadly without too much mess.
a cell phone. call for help.
try negotiating
Call the Department of Homeland Security. If you really have terrorists, they will likely remove them for free and give them an all expenses paid room and board at a prison of the Department's choice for some time.
How many of theme are there? I always like to use a stun-gun. Give the shock of their lives.
g-lock .45
sks
mp5 with supresser
crossbow-nice and silent. nothing creates more fear than an arrow pressed against your head that you know will enter your dome slowly.
.38 special
rch 90
Buy a can of "RAID"
MP5, full auto, banana mag, infared beam, shell catcher, silenced, folding stock, and a reflex scope
...and I hear they hate deodorant, so wave that at them
Not much, mustard and nerve stick around for a long time. Try a few concussion grenades followed up by a steady stream electricity running through the bathtub water you just overflowed and made go all over the floor. This way you can claim it was water damage from a faulty toilet. If you really want to get nasty fill the hot water heater with a strong acid. Most hot water heaters have a glass lining so the acid would't do much damage until it hits the pipes or better yet the shower. Again, no fault to yourself, that musta been methane gas. Wudn't me..
I got lots more ideas if you like those..
Beans & Curry . You will stink them out that way! Tear gas!!
If the terrorists are mammals or rodents I suggest a rat snake.
If they are insects I suggest a garter snake or frogs or iguana.
Those aren't terrorists. They're Mongolians. "Dam Mongoreeans"
a lion
try those bug bomb things you can get from pet stores lol or massive amounts of bug spray.
Cook up a batch of pork chops and put girlie posters on the walls. If they're of the persuasion that finds those things offensive, that oughtta do it. (tongue in cheek) :-P
Anything you can get your hands on. Don't rely on imigration control or the Police.
just below the shoulder.
invite some Jehovah's witnesses in for tea and biscuits
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