How to TP a house?
Question:how should i TP a house? im planning to do it later tonight :-D
Answers:
I am copy and pasting this for you. Your question is funny and reminded me of long ago. I am also puting this link in for you to read what this person says exactly. Ha-Ha-Ha :-)
Finding the right house. It is better if you tippe a house that someone you don’t like lives in but it’s fun either way. You want to find a house with at least one pretty big tree or more, the more trees the better. If there are no trees or one small one don’t bother. If there is a hose in the front yard that’s just dandy. The perfect house would be 3 or 4 preety big trees, no lights on in the house, if the house is someone you don’t like, and if there is a hose in the front yard.
The fun part. Now is the time you have all been waiting for. Now there is a right way to do it and a wrong way. The right way to do it is to grab one end of the toilet paper, hold on tight, and heave the roll as high and as far as you can. If it is a smaller tree you wouldn’t need to throw it as far as you can. The wrong way is grabbing onto the opened end and holding on so tight that the toilet roll doesn’t even have a chance to unravel in the air. It just rips and falls to the ground, that is not what you want.
Finishing off the job. Again there is a right and a wrong way to do this. The wrong way to finish off a hard worked night is to just walk away. By doing this you don’t get to see the reaction on their face. The right way to do it is to doorbell ditch them, if they don’t have a doorbell just knock really loud. Don’t run too far away after you doorbell ditch them, run and hide somewhere close enough to see their reaction but far enough to run away if they see you. If you really want to make it worse for the person, use their garden hose and soak all of the beautiful tp you just threw, then doorbell ditch them.
Starting with some toilet paper would help, just a hint ;)
Don't! It's a waste of paper, hurts the trees and is just plain juvenile.
Grab a bunch of toilet paper and have at it! Rip the toilet paper so it can freely fly off the roll. Then, throw it onto the roof, into trees, etc. You can also wrap it around cars and such.
Go for the trees and bushes in the front lawn.
several fresh rolls of toilet paper...lots of branches or otherwise good "hanging" spots...someone w/ a good arm
When you release the rolls, you have to spin them at a moderate speed... imagine that you're rolling them down an inclined plane that's been turned upside-down - think 'grace'
Make sure the toilet paper is loose (so it comes undone easy when you throw it)
Make sure nobody is watching you
Hide each time you throw the paper (just in case)
Throw it high so you now you won't miss.
Throw it at places where you can get it to hang.;
Don't do that. It is not fair to the family that has to clean it up and it's not funny!
You need to throw it in such a way as to make it spin so the TP comes off the roll. Make sure to "start" it like you would if you were going to use it for it's original purpose. When you throw it, give it a little flick with your fingers as it is leaving your hand (similar concept to throwing a frisbee, though the motion is different). Make sure to have plenty of TP, take what you think you need and double it. Also be careful not to buy it all in one place b/c some assholes will actually go to the cops and if the cops don't have real crimes to solve they may look at surveillance tapes of local supermarkets.
Pull off several rounds of the paper and hang on to it or something to make sure it unravels. Most fun would be to have someone else on the other side to catch and throw back. Hopefully it wont rain, cuz that would really suck for the owners. Btw, kudos for the category.
i love how you posted this section in the remodeling section haha. jocular2005 gave a perfect discription
Use some double ply paper it flys better, put about 3' on the ground insert 2 fingers into the roll...and then proceed to though it like a gernade over and up and repeat litlle more difficult to do with all the leaves on right now...
TPing a house is`nt something that can be "taught",such as riding a bike or tying your shoes. Can`t even say its really an art form, although we`ve produced some real beauties
Obviously the best time to pull it off is at night, but you get better effect if it`s a clear crisp night with a full moon(preferably around Halloween)
Also found the more TP you can use the better. (My personal best is 88 rolls)
Curious though, we never TPed anyone we disliked. It was always teachers, coaches, newlyweds etc.
Best one was the outhouse in the coaches frontyard(classic)
More Related Questions & Answers...