What color should I paint my dog?
Question:Seriously, I have had trouble deciding which color would fit best. I feel that the red would work well with the style of my room or I could go with yellow that seems to fit accordingly with the spring season. What should I do?
Just yesterday, my friend Ricky AKA The Big Cheese AKA Slickmaster Grilled AKA Cheesy Macaceratops AKA Rick F Cheese in da Afternoon AKA Lord of the Cheese bought a cd yesterday.
Answers:
save on paint and paint the wall and the dog the same color.
And that way the dog can play hide and seek too.
Who better to ask than: The Dog?
Go with the spring theme.
purple
wat the hell? how r u gonna paint a dog??...lol..
You could go with Mustard Yellow or Ketchup Red. But be Bold and try Relish Green with Onion White trim. A plain, no color approach could be interesting depending on your dog appetite.
you don't paint dogs
Red and tell the lord of the cheese congrats on the cd
1. If you're only "kidding" and this question is a joke, I'd recommend earth colors.. (Example: If the dog's collar is black, you might consider Carousel Red.. It's an off-orange color and looked great on the 1969 GTO).. And remember.. Accessorize!
2. If you are actually serious, you'll kill the dog and probably end up on the ASPCA's chit-list.. It's a misconception that mammals only need their lungs to breath.. There are actually several points on a mammal's (dogs are mammals in case you weren't aware) body that "breath"..
On a human, it's in the small of your back, near the base of your spine and also at the base of the cervical spine as well as behind your ears).. If these points are blocked for any prolonged period of time, you (or in your case, the dog) will die a nasty sufficating death (a very good example of this on a human was shown in an old James Bond movie "Live And Let Die".. The part that shows the girl Bond was fooling around with laying on a bed, dead after being painted head to toe with gold colored paint.. A very true scenario if that were to really happen and the paint left to dry)..
Living tissue doesn't hold up well to latex, laquers, acrylics, and other finishing products.. This also includes "dyes" for hair dying.. Remember, very few (only several special breeds) actually have "hair".. Cats and dogs in general have "fur".. Two completely different entities that sometimes might look to be the same and is easily confused..
Then there's the severe damage you would inflict on the dog's sub-coat.. That fine thin layer of fur under the outter layer that protects cats and dogs from the cold and from being cold when they get wet from rain and snow (even in hot climates)..
Then you have to consider the damage you'd inflict to the animal's sabacious glands (just under the eye lash follicles) and other vital areas on the dog's body.. And what happens if you get paint or dye in the dog's eyes? You think the little critter is gonna just sit and wait for you to wipe it away with a towel? He'll probably attack you (yes, pets WILL attack their owners when their owners hurt them)..
My advice is to just leave the dog in it's natural state as it was born.. Even supposed animal experts and groomers that do pets for celebrities don't realize the suffering their results cause to those animals.. And if they do, they don't care as long as they get the high prices they ask (and neither does the celebrity, as long as THEY look good)..
Unlike humans (that most of the time should also leave their own natural looks alone, dogs and cats and other animals have no fashion ego, where they need to be "stylish".. And shame on their owners for imposing our own egos onto them..
In closing, I hope you're just kidding.. Enjoy your pet as he/she is.. They'll give you years of friendship and love without the need for any modifications.. Take care...
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