Whats the white powdery substance on bathroom tile next to the toilet?
Question:I clean my bathroom walls once a week. Every now and then a white powdery subtance forms on the cracks between tiles next to my toilet
Answers:
cleaner residue or mold... also could be fly away lint from your toilet tissue?
lmao , i da mn sure wouldnt suggest snorting it to find out
I would have to go with toilet paper residue or whatever. Happens a lot, specially with the cheaper kinds. Funny story, some old person thought that stuff was anthrax once, and called 911 =D
the short crude answer would be dryed up semen but seriously we may have a situation here the substance you described is most likely vampire dust. For those who don't know vampire dust is the powdery resedue a vampire leaves behind when he marks a bathroom as his new feeding hole. this is a very serious situatuon you should check out this guide to eliminating vampires.
Spotting the vampires before they come
Now I know everyone reading this is saying to them selfs Vampires aren't even real and if they were real they would be as big as humans so they would be easy to see. Well you dear reader are wrong Vampires are as real as global warming and they are very hard to see under normal circumstances but all you have to do is follow these easy steps.
1. Check your basement first- Vampires dig the basement it's their favorite room in any house. except the blood dome*
2. Look around the floor and walls for unexplained trails of blood vampires are notorious slobs when it comes to drinking blood just look at their faces.
3. Vampires are naturaly noisiy creatures if at any time during the night you hear mysterious sounds emitting from your basement or blood dome* you need to follow the next set of steps.
Eliminating The Vampire Menance
So one day you flip on the light in your basement and three cape wearing men scatter for the corners. My friend if this happens don't be afraid don't be embarissed just call your local vampire removal service and the problems will be solved but what if you don't have the money for todays modern vampire removers well these steps are for you jew
1. The first step is to destroy what is attracting the vampires dispose of any excess coffins,bags of blood and clean necked virgins in your home.
2. Once all vampire attractants are gone you will need a basic vampire survival kit which should be available at your local Wal Mart it should include the following
Stakes (12pack)
Cross (1)
Garlic (3 cloves)
bandages(30)
Silver bullets (10) incase the vampire has wear wolf connections.
Silver bullet firer (1)
3. Now that you have your kit all you have to do is set some standard vampire traps in your basement and blood dome and then play the waiting game.
Well there you have it. your now all vampire free thanks to frank and frank alone
* Blood Dome-(Noun) A room usealy but not always with a dome shaped roof used for storeing blood.
if that fails just rub away the mildew on your tile.
the walls are coming apart
That white powdery substance you are asking about is called Limescale and it can be removed with White Vinegar just soak a cloth in vinegar and wipe the area with the vinegar and allow to sit for several hours or at least overnight, or you can speed up the process by heating the vinegar then applying it to the limescale either with a sprayer or sponging on and leaving it for about half day or less, then rinse with hot water or just wipe it away Or use these methods Put the shine back in your porcelain sinks and bathtubs by giving them a good scrubbing with full-strength white vinegar, followed by a rinse of clean cold water. To remove hard-water stains from your tub, pour in 3 cups white vinegar under running hot tap water. Let the tub fill up over the stains and allow it to soak for four hours. When the water drains out, you should be able to easily scrub off the stains
Has the grout between the tiles of your shower or bathtub enclosure become stained or discolored? Restore it to its original shade of white by using a toothbrush dipped in undiluted white vinegar to scrub away the dinginess.
Shine ceramic tiles
If soap scum or water spots have dulled the ceramic tiles around your sink or bath, bring back the brightness by scrubbing them with 1/2 cup white vinegar, 1/2 cup ammonia, and 1/4 cup borax mixed in 1 gallon (3.7 liters) warm water. Rinse well with cool water and let air-dry.
Good Luck !
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