I need to get my housework done but can't be arsed.Anyone inspire me to perspire a little?
Question:Not like its a total write off but I am just SO BORED with the prospect of getting off my lazy bony behind. Any inspirations please would be gratefully recieved. I'm also open to offers of assistance from any willing slaves? Its one of those days, grey skies, rubbish tv,pizza for tea, cant be bothered.and another thing, why did this put me into the slot of lesbian and gay when I went onto the 'pick a category' page? Thats a tad puzzling.
Answers:
pour yurself a large gin and play some bee gees or stevie wonder. it works for me.
or: if you have any kids, makeTHEM do it. promise them nice things in return and tomorrow go back on your word. it'll teach them not to be so trusting. good luck x
ur funny
set a timer for 15 minutes. Then race like crazy to see how much you can do before the timer goes off. Promising yourself you only have to do 15 minutes as long as you work as fast as you can the whole time.--Then when the timer does ring, if you are on a roll it is ok to keep going but you don't have to.
"I'm also open to offers of assistance from any willing slaves?"
I believe there are several guys on here who will happy to help you out. As long as you have enough uniforms to hand out.
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Are you paying travel expenses? Bagsy the green fairy dress.
Be happy that your a lazy devil .Life is to short for cleaning
trust me housework does suck but with 3 boys and 1 girl and a working wife [I'm on holidays right now] if l leave it to long l would be better to get a bulldozer and run it through the house.l try to do a little at a time and that depends on the 5 yr old girl.sometimes she will help and it can be made into a game
i think housework is a totally thankless task & a waste of my life..so i pay somebody else to do it..you could always do that i suppose??
There's lots of us like you, hate cleaning it's so pointless. You dust and it's back in five minutes. Get out in the garden and mess around out there, much better for you and much more rewarding. I've often thought about getting someone else to clean for me, the trouble is I'd have to clean round before she came so that the place didn't look too bad! Life's too short to spent it scrubbing!
I cant be arsed either. Come round and we can gossip about anyone within sight!
Organise a family party, that usaul makes you move the crap.
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