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Question:im going through a horrible ring of fire right now, chilli eggs and a gallon of beer if anyone else can smell it press 1 inf you can hear it press 2 otherwise i would like everyone to lick it clean because i just went through like 50 miles of toilet paper and a pressure washer for an enema and it just keeps coming can sombody help me.

Answers:
Sounds like you got the right attude. Now go eat some more of it.