If cave is damp...how to get it cosy.?
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light a fire and raise the temp!
try some nice persian rugs. Or stuffed camel humps.
Ignorant name- Are you supposed to be funny?
i bet a laser guided bunker buster will give u that added bit of warmth
jolly joker, you kould always stand outside and wait for some friends to come by and drop some stuff off like a air to ground rocket that will heat your cave up a little .
Get a few suicide bombers to set themselves off in the nooks and crannies - that should help!
The warm blood of the infadel will keep your hide out cosy.
Gather as much kindling and wood as possible, and store at back of cave. When you think you have enough to last for about a week without it going out, pile it all in the entrance and light it. In no time at all you will find the cave getting warmer, and warmer------and warmer, and after a time really hot. At this stage you will thinking 'this may not be as cosy as I had hoped' but not to worry, in no time at all you will have suffocated, bringing to an end the feeling of being 'wanted' by many, and thus saving the allies tramping round looking for you.
DOPEY!!
NAPALM IS QUITE WARM
AND IT HAS A DRYING EFFECT
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