How do I get Agent Orange out of my white dinner jacket?
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Napalm. Gingerly squirted on a nice chammy or cheesecloth, with cloves.
Source: Martha Stewart's Vietnam flashback
Is the whole band in your jacket? You must have one huge dinner jacket! Have you tried unplugging their guitars? Maybe they'll get bored and leave your jacket if they can't play their music.
Well, if you and your children managed to survive the soft-tissue sarcoma, Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Hodgkin's disease and chronic lymphocytic leukemia, along with diabetes, I'd say take the $1,200 settlement that you got from Dow Chemical and buy yourself a new one and burn the other somewhere where you wont breath in the fumes. But since you're just being a thoughtless jerk towards all the families that watched their fathers/uncles/grandparents suffer and die from this, mist it with water and suck all the stains out. Don't forget to swallow. Jerk.
Turn off the airconditioner. When the room gets hot he will take the jacket off to get cool.
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