What is a good cleaning agent for jam?
Question:I have spilt some red jam onto my pubic region. it was a real accident as i did not do this to feel the red goo on my naked body and smear it all round to be a sticky mess for a matron to come and clean me.
So any ideas about how to get it out?
Answers:
I FIND SOMEBODY LICKING IT REMOVES IT
(if it gone too soon put more on)
Try some vinegar!
Some boiling salty water should do it. Splash it over. Make it nice and wet and just make out that you wet yourself to your matron!
Huggies Wipes .. they clean up any indiscreet spillages..
A slice of Bread & Butter - when wiped up you can eat the evidence so no trace for naughty matron
Even though i know you didn't do it on purpose I would follow through and ask a matron. good luck!!
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