How can I get someone to clean my house without paying them?
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Tell them you've lost a $50 bill in there somewhere.
Tell them it will be more fun if you clean each other's houses. Then shirk your responsibility.
Talk a total neat freak friend into co-hosting a party at your house. Then arrange to "go out for ice" an hour before the party is supposed to start.
Have an accomplice call your friends and tell them you've been selected for a new reality show "Hate my house/Love my friends". Tell them the "before" video has already been shot, and the TV crew will show up with a huge party after the friends clean the house.
Post a Craig's List personal that you are totally hot for obsessive compulsives. Let one move in with you. If your house is really messy, you may need to express interest in polygamy.
Wait until the Jehovah's Witnesses are walking your neighborhood. Greet them at the door with cleaning supplies and agree to listen if they help you clean. Ditto with the nice Mormon boys on bicycles.
Barter a service or give them something extremely valuable in exchange for cleaning your house.
Can you trade with them? I oftentimes trade photography services for something I want. Maybe you have something collecting dust around your house and you could give to your cleaning lady, or you could trade another service. My nail gal trades nails for extended eyelashes. Good luck!
make your friends come over to clean your house. give them something in exchange.
give them sex i would do it for that
Consider getting a roommate who will clean in lieu of rent.
ask a jeanie for a wish
have a bunch of kids!!!!!!!
Barter system. They clean your house for you, you do something equal in time, etc. for them-for free.
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