I bought the wife a bag and belt for her birthday!?

Question:THE HOOVER HAS NEVER WORKED BETTER!!

Answers:
Yeah,so......Whats your QUESTION stupid? My Question to you is ..Why don't you have some respect for your wife?

NEO IS THE BONANZA AS*, SORRY, NO CURE FOR A DOPE LIKE YOU. AND YOU CAN'T SPELL, YA DUMMY !!!!!!!!!!...

wow...that is pretty thoughtless of you!! maybe for your birthday she will get you an automatic toilet seat dropper, or "how to love your wife for dumies" book

Wow, what a lucky lady..I bet the neighbors will be jealous!

CHANGE FOR A NEW ONE!

LOL

I bought my wife a nice two-piece beach outfit...

A shovel and a pail...

that's lame : (

Grrr! She'll probably be buying you a brand new couch to sleep on for yours.

LOL

Hilarious. A very "take my wife, please" kind of joke.

Next year buy her a tool kit so you can get screwed over.
Best wishes

Ah ha-ha-ha-ha- I'd clobber you!

Err.. so funny.

I hope she breaks you so you can never use it again !

you treat her to well,

What a nice man you are , at least it´s nice to know some people have a good sense of humour