Where can I find fun facts about stains? People getting pooped on by birds, spilling on themselves, etc.?

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Hi, your question reminded me of this. We went to Bora-Bora,and was preparing to go to dinner at the Bora-Bora Hotel.That's the fanciest place on the tiny Island. Well, after a afternoon of snorkeling, my long blong hair was a mess,so I spent a good couple of hours fixing it.You know,conditioner,hair rollers, putting on make-up,stuff that girls do, and I looked Hot! I hadn't been out of that room for more than two minuites,walking over to the hotel, when a seabird **** right in the middle of my head! It hit right on top,and was running down my forehead,and onto my face and dress not to mention down the back of my head! I didn't know birds had that much in them,maybe it was a flying Elephant! Bye